Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
Cherry - I love you.
Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
Blueberry - You’re amazing.
Kiwi - You’re pretty
Rasberry - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

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is this what having a penis is like 


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cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

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that one person you never really talk to but you reblog the shit outta each other


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Triforce Zelda